Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Mobilize the Forces!

OK people we have a potential code red crisis on our hands. In talking to
the flight attendant for Northwest I learned of a sinister plot afoot. When
she asked me if I wanted a drink I asked if they were now serving coke
instead of Pepsi. She told me that Delta is evaluating BOTH brands across
the whole Delta/Northwest system! What? Blasphemy!! We need to march on
Atlanta like sherman and make sure these two perfect partners stay
together! Write your congressman. Tell your neighbors. And sound the alarm.
Armageddon is near!

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