Pure Fat

Ok, this is one reason why life expectancy here is 64 years. This, part of
my dinner, is pure FAT. Now, I am not saying it has a lot of fat or full of
fat, I am saying it IS fat! And you are supposed to eat it. Apparently
transylvanians must not have weight issues. Makes sense though, I have
never seen a fat vampire!

Tastes just like bacon - without that annoying meat texture! I think I am
going to hurl!