Quit yer Damn Spittin!

You know, I bet if people here would quit hocking all over the place there
would be less need for that whole surgical mask thing here in China!

I go through everything but a rectal exam to get into the country and when
I get in people are horkin' up who knows what and going projectile with it.
Something ain't right with that. The next person to hock a loogey in front
of me I will sneeze on!