I picked up some stuff for the new place and spotted a sushi restaurant. I just had sushi the night before - aw hell, who cares! more sushi!! Went in and it was one of the conveyor belt style of places. I resisted the desire to sit on a corner and just re-route everything to my mouth and instead sat in a normal seat like a good patron.
The sushi was good - not great like last night, but then again it would e
nd up being about 1/3 the price! I quickly decided, though, that I need a sushi conveyor belt system in my new place!
Now I do have to say as the pieces went around, there was one item that I just had to enquire about. I recognized the crab, but the stuff next to it? There was only one thought going through my head and it is really the only way to say it effectively...
Who shit in the sushi? Crapped in the kani? Dookie'ed in the dinner? OK, that was a few ways, but you certainly get the idea. Man that stuff looked disgusting. While I sometimes see uni looks like little kitty tongues, this stuff looked like it came out the other end of the cat! And I gotta say, it certainly tasted like it too - not that I ever ate cat poop, but is certainly tasted similar to how I thought cat poop would.

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